Yesterday I graduated from College. Four years of college, and two Bachelor's of Arts Degrees has led me to today. So here come the ramblings of a pseudo-unemployed ex-collegiate.
My first task as an ex-collegiate was to attempt to make eggs for breakfast. But then I had no eggs. I found egg-whites in the refrigerator, and attempted to cook with those, but I kid you not, they exploded in the skillet. Correct me if I'm wrong, but egg's should not do this. And when I say exploded, these literally bubbled up like they were possessed by Satan. One second, a soupy liquid, the next, foam erupting from a skillet cauldron as if it were an extra in Act IV of Macbeth. Needless to say, I did not eat said eggs.
So then I ate a half of a pecan roll and coffee. An excellent beginning to my healthy habits summer.
Sidebar: I'm attempting a healthy habits summer because now that I am officially no longer a college student, there's no reason to have college weight. Here's what I ate today:
1/2 of a pecan roll and coffee
1/2 of a Thai Chicken Pizza on wheat crust
Panera Asian sesame salad
1/2 of a Sierra Turkey Sandwich
1/2 of a Chocolate Chip Cookie
And now, I'm sitting on the couch hoping I don't throw up from all the carbs and sweets I've consumed. Better luck tomorrow I guess.
I went to my internship this morning and printed attendance sheets for two hours, and then I did data entry for an hour. Then I went home and applied for a job and answered emails. So not a total waste of a day, although not very exciting either.
Other exciting events of the day involved watching the 2nd greatest Disney Live Action Musical EVER: Newsies. I sang along to ever word, and recited most of the dialogue too. Just ask Andy.
Tonight, I'm gonna clean my room and watch The IT Crowd.